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The Fast X hunk Vin Diesel got licked, per a head-turning new report, by none other than the Prince of Wales.

And that’s not even the only surprise from the ranking of the top 10 world’s sexiest bald men for 2024.

Danny DeVito – the cutie from It’s Always Sunny – also bested Diesel, as well as Samuel L. Jackson and Stanley Tucci in the hairless report.

DeVito may not be able to beat Vin Diesel in a high-speed street race, but when it comes to being one of Hollywood’s hottest and hairless heartthrobs, the short New Jersey native slays.

DeVito, 79, locks in the No. 6 spot on the coveted list of the world’s most beddable baldies, while the muscle-packed Diesel, 57, brings up the rear at No. 10.

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The follically-challenged Fast X fox is trailing behind smooth-domed legends like Samuel L. Jackson, 75, at No. 7 and the ever-dashing Tucci, 64, at No. 9.

Looks like it’s all about the shine on top!

“Bald men have stolen the hearts of millions of people around the world, from Stanley Tucci to Zinedine Zidane to John Travolta,” wrote study authors from Reboot, a search marketing agency, according to the NY Post.

“We’ve conducted scientific research and crunched the numbers to officially crown the Sexiest Bald Man for 2024.”

This year’s hunky hierarchy comes as a hair-raising fall from grace for Diesel, who usurped the top spot on Reboot’s roster from Prince William in 2022.

The experts on the bald & the beautiful previously hailed Diesel the cutest cue ball of them all, owing to his facial golden ratio, a mathematical principle used to measure the balance and proportion of one’s facial features: net worth, height and social media buzz.

The 42-year-old royal, however, reassumed the throne in the 2024 ranking, returning as the No. 1 chrome-dome due to his undeniable sex appeal.

For their latest findings, investigators considered each balding bloke’s smile, golden ratio, media perception, vocal attractiveness, height and shine factor. The insiders also analyzed the monthly search volumes for “shirtless” and “naked” images of the celebrities to quantify their global desire and popularity.

 

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All in all, Prince William outpaced all of his peach-like peers.

“Our research found 16,800 people searched for ‘shirtless’ and ‘naked’ images of the royal this year,” revealed the researchers. “His smooth scalp scored an impressive 74% for luminance, his face achieved 72% on the golden ratio, and his vocal attractiveness is rated a high 9.9 out of 10 — second only to former basketball player and sports analyst Shaquille O’Neal.”

Whether you’re a movie buff, an athlete, destined for royalty, or a porn star, it seems skin is the new hair trend — at least according to adult film legend Johnny Sins.

“Leaning into your hair loss journey is a great way get more time in the bedroom,” the 45-year-old nudie flick front man told news.com.au in April. “Some of the most talented people in the world are bald.”

Here’s the list of the top 10 most bald-elicious babes of the year:

1. Prince William
2. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
3. Shaquille O’Neal
4. Kelly Slater
5. Terry Crews
6. Danny DeVito
7. Samuel L. Jackson
8. Thierry Henry
9. Stanley Tucci
10. Vin Diesel

[source:nypost]