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The orange goblin is truly a remarkable specimen, much like the never-say-die cockroach.

Despite having been charged with a shopping list of criminalities, the Trumpster seems to still believe it’s all a grand conspiracy by the ‘looney left’ to remove the best president the US has ever had – according to him and an army of beer-drinking, wrestling-lovin’ ‘Muricans.

With the world waking up to the sight of Mr. Money’s police mugshot splashed over newsfeeds, it didn’t take too long for his campaign to commodify his criminality. F*ck it, why not? It’s not like there is anything taboo when it comes to Trumpamania.

You can now get your tiny hands on a range of T-shirts and other merchandise featuring his booking photo. The range of mug-shot-inspired gear appeared on Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign site Thursday night shortly after the photo taken at an Atlanta jail was released to the public.

The products include T-shirts and long-sleeved shirts for coffee mugs, and beer Koozies (probably for the Florida chapter).

The tagline under the mug shot on the official MAGA gear states “NEVER SURRENDER!” in all caps, which is ironic as Trump did in fact surrender to authorities on Thursday, hence the pretty new profile pic. Trump obviously sees handing himself over to the police as a ‘business strategy’.

As an interesting addition to the (probably made in China) merch range, there is this lovely toilette cover and bathroom range which is a must-have for any crack-house:

 Lovely, just lovely.

Trump also used the police limelight to jump back on Twitter/X by posting his own mugshot with the new campaign slogan, NEVER SURRENDER. All caps, all the time.

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT pic.twitter.com/Mcbf2xozsY

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2023

If Zuma was able to count to eleventy seventy, he would have figured out the value of prison merch as well, and then maybe our own ex-prez wouldn’t have relied on diamond traders to fund his own court cases. Seeing as he still has some support amongst the locals, it’s evident we have a large idiot base too, and as Trump would tell you; it is easy to part an idiot with his money. Ka-ching dumbasses.

The so-called left, and the so-called right – it’s all the same these days. Everyone is claiming the moral high ground and accusing the other side of trying to kill democracy. Meanwhile the ‘rationale middle’ is getting squeezed like a billionaire on a sub, so who knows who is right anymore?

The brightest minds seem to have abandoned politics for AI startups, and the newer generation of thinkers are making too much money on TikTok, or reacting to Taylor Swift reaction videos to pay attention to anything besides their phones.

As we have mentioned before, you better pack some clean underwear for 2024. It’s gonna be great, so great.

[source:nypost]