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Hair today, gone tomorrow. This is the curse of every man who realises that they are losing their locks and will soon resemble a human lollipop. It’s a fate even Jeff Bezos couldn’t escape with all of his gazillion dollars. But Jeff’s not of royal blood.

Prince Harry has been notoriously balding for many years, but a brand new headshot of him for a mental health company he’s involved him shows he’s suddenly grown A LOT of hair. We’re talking Elon Musk-like regrowth.

But despite the pictures perhaps being a trick of the lighting, the 38-year-old formerly-balding bloke’s thick head of hair has come under scrutiny by quite a few people who likely don’t have anything better to do with their time.

The Duke of Sussex is the Chief Impact Officer for BetterUp, and naysayers claim that a week before the company mugshot, the prince was in Tokyo taking part in a charity rugby game and had no such luscious locks.

This prompted royalty-hating Royal News Networks to launch a scathing attack on him.

They wrote: “Prince Harry’s new picture on BetterUp does little to deflect from the fact that he’s balding, badly. We don’t make it a habit to discuss people’s looks, but Harry started it by making fun of his brother for the same.”

“His brother accepted his hair loss with dignity.”

Funny that a trashy mag like Royal News Network would use the word dignity, and then attack the poor guy for not appearing bald as per the script.

Harry wrote in his tell-all memoir Spare that Prince Williams’ bald patch was “alarming” and “more advanced than mine”, so the embattled prince knows he won’t be able to hide hair plugs or Prosana treatments from the microscopic glare of the cameras.

Likely it’s just the result of a blerrie good photographer and some Photoshop. Either way, have the tabloids gone this low to create stories?

Hair loss is the new holy grail after erectile dysfunction. Viagra sorted out that pesky problem, but the day that Pfizer announces an effective remedy for baldness is the day I sell my car, dog, and Pierneef collection for another shot at a kuif.

Take on the Duke of Essex over his weird wife, but don’t touch a man on his balding spot. That’s just cruel.

[source:dailystar]