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X let Ye back in. If you’re not up to date with the plethora of name-changes to floundering careers and teetering tech giants, this simply means that Kanye West has been allowed back into the echo chamber that was once called Twitter, but now just marks the spot where jobs were buried.

Yes, the rapper has finally been allowed to spew forth once more by fellow free-speecher Elon Musk. Elon of course calls himself an absolutist when it comes to free speech, so X should be a entertaining and divisive hate-fest if he can keep it afloat for another year.

Speaking of floaters, Kanye has not tweeted (x’ed) anything since being allowed back, but knowing Kim’s ex, he’ll be dropping Ye-sized truth bombs before long.

It’s likely going to take some creative free-styling on the absolutist’s platform if Kanye is to recover from the last few months. Not only has Adidas dropped his Yeezy-branded sneakers like a hot mic, but Balenciaga and Gap have also removed him from the fashion group chat.

Despite his ideas about swastika and Star of David mashups, you have to feel sorry for the guy. Not only has he been thrown into the merchandise wilderness, but he had to see his wife get pawed over in public by probably the most unstylish stoner on the planet, besides Seth Rogan, namely lanky Pete Davidson. Fortunately, just like his banishment from the other X, that didn’t last long either. But still, ouch!

It’s been a kak year, but that’s old news now, and Kanye is free to say what he wants, to whom he wants, whenever he wants. That’s a promise straight from Captain Planet himself.

Elon hath spoken and now Ye can too.

X reinstated his account after receiving reassurance that he would not use the platform to share anti-Semitic or otherwise harmful language. Fellow bad boy Donald Trump was recently also welcomed back to X, but The Don has shunned the invite, saying that he prefers to stick to the curated truth on his platform Truth Social.

With all the shoes Kanye sold before Adidas got all uppity over his hate speech he may as well start his own platform while he rebuilds the world around him. With Donald maybe going to jail, and Elon probably smothering X, his only competition will be Threads.

All he has to do is whip Zuckerberg in a cage fight and he’ll be Kardashian-famous again.

[source:aljazeera]