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Nice comb-over bru.

A strangely coiffed drug dealer has been feeling the pointy end of social media’s shame-stick after a police mugshot went viral showing the gangsta with a haircut that many are saying he stole from the classic Lego Man.

Jamie Joseph Vale was found guilty of conspiracy to supply class A and B drugs, and jailed for 18 years after selling a whopping amount of cocaine in the UK. And for having the weirdest hair since that time Beckham had cornrows.

Vale was arrested in May 2020 as part of the ‘EncroChat leaks’ after the secret chat app was hacked by the fuzz.

The app was a favourite among the UK drug dealing world and the data found has led to multiple arrests, including that of Vale. He was found to have been using the app under the name of “monstermunchman” and was supplying a huge amount of cocaine all over Liverpool.

Monstermunchman, according to Detective Sergeant Christian Gordon, “reaped the benefits of his criminal activity, owning luxury items and going on expensive trips abroad”.

He rubbed a bit of salt in the man’s wounds by noting that “after EncroChat was infiltrated, officers were able to comb through messages attributed to Vale under a codename and collect a catalogue of evidence against him.”

One of those benefits of crime was obviously not a stylist. Check it out below (Vale is the one on the left):

Social media were less subtle in their appraisal of Monstermunchman’s mane:

“That’s one slick Lego Man comb over.”

“Looks like a cow has sh*t on his head.”

“How can he think that’s acceptable – no one in his family tell him what a b**lend he looks like?”

Indeed, what is an action figure to do in order to get some respect? Comb it right to left?

[source:dailystar]