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The growing rivalry between billionaire tech moguls Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk has hit a new level of childishness.
After originally challenging one another to a stupid cage fight, Elon has now called Zuckerberg a “cuck”, suggesting they should have a “d*ck measuring contest”, and a “literal” one at that. Deep sigh.
It’s giving SDE (small d*ck energy) and honestly, we would all really rather be spared from knowing the size of their appendages, thanks.
Obviously, the CEO of Twitter is not coping with the growing enthusiasm around Zuck’s new social media rival Threads, and is now taking it out on the Meta man by aiming, once again, below the belt.
The suggestion to size up each other’s masculinity came straight after Musk’s crass jab, tweeting simply that “Zuck is a cuck”, which is short for “cuckold,” a go-to insult for the right-wing set.
I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 10, 2023
The embattled Twitter Boss Baby has already threatened to sue Meta over Threads, which TechCrunch reports hit 100 million users by Monday morning, just five days after its launch.
He can’t be so sorry for himself as he has seemed dead set on destroying the platform, ripping up Twitter’s Verified system, introducing Twitter Blue subscriptions, putting regular features behind a paywall, and of course, there was the whole 600 tweet limit debacle.
Twitter currently has around 250 million active users, but data from internet services company Cloudflare seems to show traffic has been steadily declining since the start of 2023, following Musk’s purchase of the app for $44 billion last fall.
Capitalising on Twitter’s impending downfall, Meta founder Zuckerberg launched the rival micro-blogging platform, and although it lacks Twitter’s features (a ‘following’ feed, private messages etc), it’s already had a hell of a lot of sign-ups, and feels like the start of something major.
Since we’re below the belt, I just have to mention that someone on our Instagram hilariously noted that the logo for Threads looks like a pube:
Here’s the Meta Threads logo. Notice anything? pic.twitter.com/UwmhQgWJaF
— Numberonepal🐝 (@numberonepal) July 7, 2023
Musk has done well to prove himself as an immature man-child – compare the header image to the one below – with Twitter being his own personal playground:
Put it away and go to bed, boys. Nobody wants to see your little piddlers.
[source:huffpost]
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