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The Orange Goblin truly is the unwanted gift that keeps on giving. Whether the King of Debt is grabbing some ***** with his tiny hands, or flat-out denying what everyone else knows to be fact, he always seems to have a snide comment or demeaning nickname up his tailored, snot-streaked sleeve.
Flappy Hands’s habit of giving his detractors nasty names has become somewhat legendary in political circles, and now you can find a detailed list of petty nicknames on a designated Wikipedia page.
Media figures, politicians, foreign leaders, and anyone who doesn’t agree with him can be found on the list, and it’s very creative in a childish way. The list includes names that are original to Don the Con, or retweeted by the Covfefe-in-Chief. There are some real gems on there, like:
Joe Biden: Basement Biden, Slow Joe, and Sleepy Joe
Richard Blumenthal: Da Nang Dick
Mitch McConnell: Broken Old Crow
Kim Jong-un: Little Rocket Man
Stormy Daniels: Horseface
The full list is almost unnecessarily long, but you can check it out here.
Whether this gives you a giggle or makes you rage at the injustice the creep with the funky hair receives, probably depends on where you lean politically. Either way, El Idiota Naranja keeps on giving.
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