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Rival billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have agreed to a cage fight and we can’t wait to see them moer each other.

The fight challenge hasn’t received so much worldwide attention since the Titanic submarine disaster occupied headlines, but interest has been picking up since Musk tweeted “I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb” later adding he would be “up for a cage match” with his social media rival.

Zuckerberg was obviously still pumped from his recent Jui-Jitsu win, so he shot back with a cocky “Send Me Location”, and the fight was on!

We wonder if Elon bit off a bit more than he could chew this time. It’s one thing building a rocket, it’s quite another going toe-to-toe with a Jui-Jitsu champion. Either way, this is going to be a wonderful opportunity for peeps to see both the Twitter and Facebook billionaires bleed a little.

Mark Zuckerberg responds to Elon Musk saying he’s down for a cage fight 🥊

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 22, 2023

Bookies and MMA experts have now already begun speculating on how this schoolyard fight is going to pan out.

In terms of physical stats, Zuckerberg stands at 1.72m, while Musk is 1.8m, giving the latter the advantage in that department. The 51-year-old space rocket designer also packs more weight than Zuckerberg, with the South African-born billionaire weighing around 81kg. Zuckerberg has a much more wire-y frame, weighing around 70kg.

When it comes to the bookies, it is predicted Zuckerberg will kick Musk’s ass. They make Zuckerberg a 1/3 favourite over Musk, whose odds come in at a lengthy 5/2.

“Elon Musk is game for a battle of the socials but he’s already been dealt a Zucker punch in the betting, with the odds suggesting it would be a rough night in the (Twitter) Blue corner.”

When it comes to experience, there’s no doubt Zuckerberg will wipe the floor with Musk. The Twitter owner has no record of winning any form of physical fight, let alone a competition, and has revealed that staying fit as he gets older is becoming harder and harder.

MMA experts agree with the betting folk and don’t see any other outcome than a win for Zuckerberg.

We have to agree. Elon’s ego might finally have caught up with him. The question now is whether he will find a clever way to back out of the fight without losing face. It’s going to be tricky as he can’t pay Zuckerberg to throw the fight, and if his recent topless pics are anything to go by, the dudes not really fighting fit.

Wouldn’t it be great if there was a WWE-like tag-team intervention and Conor McGregor shows up to donner both of them back to the pre-social media age? Both men deserve to be ‘put in their place a bit.’

How about the loser donating $1 Billion to charity? Put your money where your big mouths are.

[source:dailystar]