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In what could possibly be considered a ‘dick move’ someone has mowed the shape of an average-sized penis into the lawns close to King Charles’ coronation site, and it has rubbed the royals the wrong way.

The ballsy protestors trimmed the botanical marvel into the grass around Royal Crescent in Bath where Charles will be donning the stolen-jewelled hat this coming Saturday.

The lawn is surrounded by homes that date to the 18th century and high snobiety residences form a crescent around the grass, which is known around the world as the “perfect lawn.”

Yeah, a perfect penis lawn.

Nobody has been fingered by authorities yet for the crime of cutting the D into the lawn, but we’re sure that Scotland Yard is hard on the case. So far there has also not been any sign of how they penetrated the grounds.

A Georgian-themed “grand coronation party” is scheduled for Saturday in honour of King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey in London, and it is expected to be broadcast all over the world, including existing colonies, ex-colonies, as well as countries Britain didn’t colonise before becoming a ‘modern monarchy’.

“Celebrate the 300th anniversary of the Georgian era.”

”Decorate your own regal crown, watch demonstrations on royal fashion and visit the Georgian Cook cooking up delicious recipes in the kitchen.”

With the guest list featuring Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, Andrea Bocelli and First Lady Jill Biden, the servants will have to get some ‘GuanoBoost’ onto that grass before the festivities happen. Or they just need to cover it with a blanket.

All jokes and comments about the King and phallic foliage aside, the day is sure to be an amazing experience for the Brits. After losing a beloved Queen who was by all accounts, a pretty decent lady, they deserve to have their day of celebration.

If you are in the UK for the spectacular and find yourself lost, just look for the penis to point you toward the party.

[source:nypost]