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As a male (I also identify as a chip fryer/it/that/what/where), this story feels like it should come with a trigger warning, so consider your trigger to have been warned.

An Indonesian man had to be hospitalised after hearing a ‘pop’ during a heated sexy session with his partner, and as everyone with a penis knows: a popping penis is never a good sign.

The unidentified 37-year-old man was admitted to the hospital with a fractured penis that ‘resembled an eggplant’ due to the damage caused to the tissue.

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The couple were having sex in the reverse cowgirl position, where a woman sits on top with her back to her partner, when the incident happened.

The poor, poor, poor man heard a ‘cracking’ sound followed by pain, discomfort, and immediate loss of erection. Although there are no bones in the penis, a ‘penile fracture’ can still occur when the connective tissue responsible for an erection ruptures due to blunt force trauma.

According to an article in You, doctors performed a urethroplasty by peeling away the top layer of the skin, removing the damaged tissue, and repairing the urethra.

Medical professionals have used this incident as a warning to people to be careful when indulging in risky sexual positions such as the reverse cowgirl. This then obviously means no more Reverse Flying Lotus, or that old Afrikaner favourite, the Six-Legged Helicopter Horse (ask your parents).

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According to doctors, the man was able to regain the use of his penis after a few weeks and should be able to get back in the saddle, although we suspect missionary will be his go-to style from now on.

[source:youmagazine]