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Clifton Fourth Beach can be a difficult place to be.

Only if you’re vehemently trying to live there, in one of the gorgeous bungalows that show off on the mountain’s edge.

You’ve likely seen this stunner while tanning and swimming at the beach, like a pleb, wishing you could just squeeze in through the door and make yourself at home.

Well, now this exquisitely crafted 306-square-metre North-facing double-storey beach home, perfectly positioned on Clifton’s famous beach, is up for the taking.

Property24 has the listing up for a humble R75 million:

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For that fair price, you get unobstructed views of the beach, ocean, and Lions Head, which you can enjoy from one of the five bedrooms in the home, the large gas fireplace, the sun-drenched entertainment area, or from the Iroko wood deck outside, which is complete with a sparkling pool.

It offers a “lifestyle of relaxed refinement, a rare luxury, and is perfectly suited for both formal and informal entertaining”, per the listing, boasting spacious living areas and high ceilings.

The American shutters throughout can fend you from jealous onlookers, don’t worry. As well as the fitted alarm system and beams, with the surround sound able to sufficiently drown out the envious cries, too.

Enjoy a virtual tour of sorts:

There’s also a chef’s kitchen fitted with a Smeg gas stove and a separate scullery with lots of storage.

The large front-facing Master suite, complete with a walk-in dressing room, and a spacious bathroom with bath and shower, is pure heaven on beach-front Earth.

The other three bedrooms are downstairs, with one en-suite, and the other two bathrooms separate. There’s also a guest cloakroom, study, gym, and laundry.

A big bonus is the staff accommodation with a private bathroom and its own entrance.

Must be nice.

[source:property24]