Monday, April 14, 2025

Dan Bilzerian Has Been Living It Up In Cape Town

Dan Bilzerian, perhaps the perfect embodiment of the 'do it for the 'Gram' lifestyle, has been in Cape Town.

[imagesource: Instagram / @danbilzerian]

Dan Bilzerian, perhaps the perfect embodiment of the ‘do it for the ‘Gram’ lifestyle, has been in Cape Town.

Women in bikinis, Dan in tiny shorts, boats, hot tubs, and so on and so forth.

The standard male teenage fantasies, really.

To save you a trip past his Instagram account I’ll be kind enough to drop a screenshot:

Sure looks like good living.

I hope he’s happy inside.

We may never know, because he keeps his cards close to his bare chest. We can confirm that Dan is, or at has been, in Cape Town this week.

The chatter first started earlier this week when the Ignite plane arrived in the Mother City:

He touched down:

Via the odd Instagram story, we can see that Bilzerian and his bevvy of Ignite models are staying at the so-called ‘Iron Man Villa’ on Nettleton Road in Clifton.

His latest brief Insta Story video features a familiar view and familiar company.

You better hurry because the Story has already been live for at least 12 hours, so the clock is ticking.

In case you miss out, here are a few screenshots:

Sadly for Capetonians hoping to cross paths with Bilzerian, he is headed to Jozi this weekend:

You’ll need to fork out some serious dough if you want to crack a cold one with him:

R50 000 six ways in this economy?

I think I’ll pass, but you spunk your spare change however you see fit.