Abramovich Hit By Multibillion-Pound Crackdown On Assets In Jersey And France – More than £5.4bn of Chelsea FC owner’s assets frozen in Jersey and 12 luxury French properties seized. [guardian] God, can you imagine the maintenance!

Johnny Depp Texted Friend He Hoped ‘C–t’ Amber Heard Was ‘Decomposing’ In Car – Johnny Depp repeatedly called Amber Heard a “c–t” and once texted his friend that he hoped her “rotting corpse was decomposing in the f–king trunk of a Honda Civic,” according to text messages read in court Wednesday. [nyp]

KZN Floods: Death Toll Keeps Rising, Ramaphosa Says It’s ‘A Catastrophe Of Enormous Proportions’ – The official death toll in rain-stricken KwaZulu-Natal keeps rising as the bodies of those missing after Monday’s torrential rain are located and confirmed dead. [n24]

New York Subway Shooting: Wanted Man Arrested In Manhattan After Calling Police To Come And Get Him – Ten people were shot and wounded, and a dozen others were treated for smoke inhalation and other injuries, when a gunman set off smoke grenades in a crowded subway carriage before firing 33 shots with a 9mm handgun. [sky]

Macron Warns Of ‘Escalation Of Rhetoric’ After Biden ‘Genocide’ Comment – French President Emmanuel Macron on Wednesday declined to characterize the Russian military’s actions in Ukraine as genocide, saying that “an escalation of rhetoric” is harmful. [hill]

Two Female Inmates Impregnated By Transgender Female Inmates – Two inmates at a women’s prison in New Jersey are pregnant after having sex behind bars with transgender inmates. [poltrib]

Appeals Court: J&J Must Pay $302M In Pelvic Mesh Case – A California appeals court has upheld a lower court ruling that Johnson & Johnson must pay $302 million in penalties to the state for deceptively marketing pelvic mesh implants for women. [nyt]

Amazon Is Adding A 5% Fuel And Inflation Surcharge – Amazon said Wednesday that for the first time in company history it will charge sellers a 5% fuel and inflation surcharge. [cnn]

Contestants On ‘Bullsh*t The Game Show’ Can Win $1 Million By Lying About Trivia – Contestants work their way up a money ladder Who Wants to Be a Millionaire style until they reach the $1 million prize. But wait, there’s a twist! If you don’t know the correct answer to a trivia question, you’re still able to answer incorrectly. [mash]

What It Takes To Be Middle-Class In South Africa Right Now – Mike Schüssler, Brenthurst Wealth consulting economist, has published a new research note on what it takes to be middle-class in South Africa and how people are increasingly being squeezed out of the group. [btech]

Charles Leclerc Having Plenty Of F1 Fun With Resurgent Ferrari – After years of struggle the Scuderia have their sights set firmly on both the drivers’ and constructors’ championships. [guardian]

Meet The Stans Who DM Their Faves About Their Day – These fans have no expectation that their fave will ever read the messages, let alone reply, which creates a unique space for them to share their achievements and grievances all while pretending the person they admire most is listening to them. It’s the stan equivalent of journaling. [mash] Read that – it’s pretty fascinating. 

Cuba Gooding Jr. Pleads Guilty – To forcibly kissing woman at Midtown nightclub as victim says she’s ‘devastated’ by no-jail deal. [nydn]

Make Sure You Don’t Fall Prey To Investing’s Seven Deadly Sins – Tick a few of these boxes and you may seriously jeopardise your retirement planning. [here]

Blac Chyna’s $100 Million Lawsuit Against The Kardashians, Explained – Five years after Blac Chyna filed an explosive lawsuit against the Kardashians, her case is finally headed to trial. [vice]

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Very Minimalistic Pantry – In which food is pristinely stored in glass jars and bins – as star insists it’s ‘so necessary to be extra organized’ with four kids. [dm]

Grimes Poses NAKED For Dion Lee Spring Summer 2022 Campaign – Art-pop musician Grimes flashed her pert derrière while modeling Australian fashion designer Dion Lee’s pearl lung harness from his new spring-summer campaign. [nbreak]

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