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I’m not convinced that the word ‘bungalow’ should appear alongside a R59 million figure.

But this is Clifton, and this is a double-storey bungalow situated in a rare and prime north-facing position on Third Beach.

You’re getting three bedrooms, three bathrooms, and two garages. Chuck in an extra R2,8 million and you can add the two bays in front of the garages, within walking distance.

My bad, it’s R2,8 million EACH. For a parking bay.

Here’s the write-up via Property24:

The exquisite property offers the most luscious private garden with an expansive entertainment deck, complete with a large sparkling pool. Sensational uninterrupted panoramic beach, ocean and mountain views.

A natural stream flows through the garden adding to this idyllic setting. Sunny double volume open-plan lounge and dining areas, modern kitchen with skylights offering views of Lion’s Head…

State-of-the-art security system, sauna, laundry plus one on-site parking bay.

Before you ask yes, there’s direct beach access.

That’s why you’re forking out this sort of money.

Let’s look around via a video tour that starts with a drone approach to help you find your bearings:

In summary, this is a bloody gem. It’s your R59 million, you do what you want with it.

I’d be more likely to buy something spacious on the river but variety is the spice of life.

[source:property24]