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Ricky Gervais has hosted the Golden Globes on five separate occasions.

There’s a slightly different vibe to the Globes, though, with celebrities enjoying a few toots on a night that carries far less pressure (and sway) than the Academy Awards.

It’s very, very unlikely that Gervais would ever host the Oscars. He’s gone on the record to say that while the Globes let him do as he pleased, “I don’t think the Oscars would ever allow me that freedom, and rightly so.”

That didn’t stop him from letting us in on a few potential jokes ahead of the 94th Academy Awards.

In response to a tweet stating how the Oscars would be far better if he was hosting, Gervais replied:

He slept, but when he woke he retweeted a joke from The Office (the proper one, not the US knockoff).

David Brent being David Brent, innit?

“And she’s got alopecia. So… not a happy homelife.” pic.twitter.com/b1NYWWIncX

— David Brent Music (@DavidBrentMovie) March 28, 2022

The full joke from Brent went: “I know someone who is an alcoholic and it is no laughing matter, particularly for his wife. And she’s got alopecia. So… not a happy home life.”

Would Will Smith have slapped Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson if he cracked the same joke as Chris Rock?

Or what if it was Gervais up there?

You’re basically asking if he would slap a much heavier, angrier, drunker man😂

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 29, 2022

Later, he also retweeted this:

Watching this secret footage of @rickygervais training for his next tour is enough to make your hair fall out. 🥊 😱 pic.twitter.com/h29nkq7emn

— Tony (@purbrooktony) March 29, 2022

That’s a clip from Netflix’s After Life.

He’s probably deserved a klap over the years for some of his Golden Globes comments but he’d say it’s a joke, so take a seat and calm down.

How much more can we wring out of this story?

Well, Jada Pinkett Smith has finally posted to social media and folks, she’s in the mood for some healing:

 

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A post shared by Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapinkettsmith)

Let the healing begin, and we can all move on.

PS that apology from Chris Rock doing the rounds is fake.

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