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If I had sufficient funds, I would implore you to ‘take my money’ as the kids say.

Head over Ou Kaapse Weg, and venture deep beyond the lentil curtain, and you’ll eventually happen upon Misty Cliffs, tucked in between Kommetjie and Scarborough.

Sure, there’s not a Woolies within touching distance, and popping out for milk is a bit of a drive, but it’s good living.

Some might prefer to call one of the properties atop the hill home, with a view down over the beach. I prefer to conserve energy at all costs, so the idea of being within touching distance of the beach appeals to me.

Property24 has four Misty Cliffs homes listed, the most expensive of which is a three-bedroom, R24 million beachfront villa.

In we go:

This stylish beach house in this irreplaceable position is washed in a palette of sandy shores and sea blues.

Designed with quality and comfort in mind, this breathtaking house features extraordinary views and open concept luxury living.

An elegant and understated, designer kitchen is matched by serene living spaces in which to unwind.

Enhanced by a gorgeous entertainment patio, pool, hot tub and sprawling view of the ocean, this home appeals on every level.

The bedroom views are pretty, pretty good:

Do you really require a picture of the bathroom?

I’m happy to oblige:

R24 million is a lot of money.

The cheapest Misty Cliffs listing is a four-bedroom home perched on the mountainside, which is going for R7,3 million.

It’s also damn nice, and comes with a video tour:

I may just have Googled how much one can sell a kidney for.

It was fun to dabble, anyway.

[source:property24]