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Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
Get out. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Thankfully, one of the world’s worst pick-up lines has been repurposed into a meme format that is far less cringeworthy.
You know we love a good meme (even when it comes to COVID-19), so let’s get stuck in with the help of Mashable:
The memes are however, typically speaking, much better than that old pickup line and pretty varied in their execution. They are some mix of funny and well, kind of painful.
Yes, yes, we get it.
Just show us the memes.
Did it hurt? When you were falling asleep and she was calling a cab and he was having a smoke and she was taking a drag?
— Roxi Horror
(@roxiqt) August 30, 2021
did it hurt? when the rat pulled on your hair to make you cook?
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) August 30, 2021
A little Ratatouille reference there.
did it hurt? when you started working and realizing that you’ll have to spend the next 40+ years of your life doing this?
— sher
(@sherrysworld) August 30, 2021
Alright, Sherry, we’re going to need you to take it down a few notches. That is uncalled for.
did it hurt? when you fell from the milk crates
— Alex “Little Nut” Dobrenko (@Dobrenkz) August 30, 2021
It most likely did, given the videos we have seen.
“did it hurt? when the ducks left?” pic.twitter.com/cipKK8EJoX
— xanax in a cinnabon (ali) (@xanabon) August 30, 2021
The Sopranos is the greatest series of all time.
There, I said it.
did it hurt? when an egg got more likes than you?
— Instagram (@instagram) August 31, 2021
BuzzFeed also has a long list to choose from.
did it hurt? when the email found you well?
— kim (@KimmyMonte) August 30, 2021
When last has an email found someone well?
I always find the “I trust this” part of email greetings really strange, too.
How does one have so much faith in the powers of electronic communication?
did it hurt? when you flew too close to the sun on wings made of wax and plummeted to the sea below as a result of your own hubris
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) August 29, 2021
did it hurt? when you lived, laughed, and loved?
— Hannah (@h_dobro) August 30, 2021
did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?
— the perc prophet (@humidfluid) August 30, 2021
I have a dream, that one day, hallways will not be adorned with ‘Live Laugh Love’ signs.
We need to move on as a society.
Anyway, that should be more than enough memes to get you through.
Fine, one more:
did it hurt? when you went pspspsps to a cat and it ignored you?
— loz
(@_lxuren__) September 1, 2021
You monster.
