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To begin with a dad joke, I will say it’s nice, ne?

Knysna – get it?

Pezula Private Estate, five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a master wing and guest wing, and views for days.

The catch is that this gem is listed on REMAX for R67 million. Out of courtesy for your hopes and dreams, I won’t show you the monthly bond costs, even if you put down 10% upfront.

More from the listing:

Walk through the doors of this 5 bedroom home and enter a world of spectacular architecture and unique designs. A wine cellar, indoor heated pool and steam room are just a few of the amazing extras this home has to offer. If that is not enough, every room has a view of the ocean.

Furthermore you can enjoy breath-taking whitewater ocean views from no less than 9 decks and entertainment areas. This includes an outdoor BBQ area (or “Braai” as it is called in South Africa), with a fire pit and pizza oven.

As if latest technology 24 hour security and access control to the estate is not enough, this masterpiece of a home uses state-of-the-art home automation to control lighting, comfort, audio-visual and security features.

Such a life of luxury usually requires staff, and there are two staff suites, each with its own kitchenette and en-suite bathroom.

In other words, it’s really more a seven-bedroom house.

A few more snaps:

Must be nice.

If you would like to see more of that property, head here.

Sadly, we now return to the real world.

[source:remax]