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We should clarify – this is the most expensive house for sale in Pinelands that is listed on either Property24 or Pam Golding.

Perhaps there’s one listed somewhere else, via an exclusive mandate to a different estate agency, but it’s Friday and we all have better things to do than waste too much time on this front.

I hope you get along with senior citizens, because Pinelands is often jokingly referred to as one big retirement village.

Anyway, there’s an eight-bedroom listing going for R6,9 million:

Want a house where you can generate about R40k per month? By renting out 5 of the cottages, it is totally geared for it with all units having WIFI and prepaid electricity…

This beautiful family home consists of either 2 or 4 bedrooms in the main house as one of the cottages has access into the house.

Enormous entertainment area with pool table and braai room would be ideal for functions large or small leading out to pool area, or for the use of the 5 cottages…

The 5 cottages are made up of 1 x 2 bedroom and 4 x 1 bedroom units. All have kitchens (different sizes), lounges and bathrooms. Cottages offer privacy and access to the swimming pool.

Ah, I see.

There’s money to be made if you can pay in upfront to reduce the bond, and can stomach dealing with as many as five tenants at a time.

The listing says the property also comes with a spa bath and pizza oven.

Let’s skip ahead to the part where you take a video tour:

I think estate agents have really upped their video soundtrack game since COVID-19 struck.

I am forced to dock a point for what sounds like pan flutes, though.

Maybe that’s your jam. To each their own.

You can see the full listing here.

[source:property4]