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Recently, Mike Tyson announced that he would be returning to the ring to face off against Roy Jones Jr in an exhibition bout.

That was initially due to take place in September, but has now been moved to November 28.

Tyson last fought in 2005, when he lost against heavyweight Kevin McBride in a TKO, but the promo videos paint a picture of two fighters in their prime.

Here’s one, for example:

I’d add that some fight because they’re in desperate need of another payday.

In the lead-up to bouts like this, you can usually expect some spicy quotes from the fighters, and Tyson delivered during the latest episode of his podcast, Hotboxin’ with Mike Tyson.

When they say everyone has a podcast these days, they’re not joking.

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[He] detailed his use of the false penis to Jeff Novitzky, vice president of athlete health and performance for the UFC.

“I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s [urine] and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something,’” Tyson said.

“And I said, ‘Nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid.’ Cuz I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant. … That’s what I was afraid of.”

In the past, Tyson has spoken about using a prosthetic penis to pass drug tests related to his cocaine and marijuana use.

You might say his sobriety was a phallacy.

He’s also spoken about smoking 5-MeO-DMT, a potent psychedelic produced from the venom of Bufo alvarius, a rare species of toad commonly known as the Colorado river toad, or the Sonoran desert toad.

He tripped balls on that occasion.

Back to the prosthetic penis, or Whizzinator, and whether Tyson managed to find the right hue:

Novitzky – who oversees UFC drug testing – said urine testing was very up close and personal — where the tester has to actually watch the athlete in the act of providing the sample.

Novitzky asked: “Did you have the right colour whizzinator? Because there was that NFL guy last season with a white one.”

“Yeah, hell yeah, I had a brown one,” Tyson said.

I did the legwork, and the Whizzinator comes with a few options:

In an effort not to taint my browser history, I’ll stop there. Click around here if you’re after visuals.

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