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Five children from three different women, and he only really loves one of them.

Affairs with porn stars.

More than 26 women accusing him of sexual assault.

Yet, somehow, Donald Trump gets the evangelical vote because he pretends to be pro-life and poses for photo ops in front of churches.

In fact, he’s even appointed his own personal pastor, or ‘spiritual adviser’, and Paula White has grabbed many headlines for her outlandish antics at various points throughout the year.

With election results trickling in across America’s key states, and Joe Biden edging ever closer to the magical 270 electoral congress number, it’s all hands on deck for team Trump.

The legal battles have already begun, but perhaps it’s the power of prayer that will save the current president.

At least that’s what Paula seems to think. Late last night, American time, she held a prayer service and things were, well, weird.

Treat yourself to both videos.

My favourite part of the first video is when she seamlessly switches to speaking in tongues around the 50-second mark, while a non-plussed guy wanders past in the background.

Africa gets a mention, too:

Paula White battles the “demonic confederacies” that are attempting to steal the election from Trump. pic.twitter.com/Bt3BJOkJIV

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) November 5, 2020

Always with the demons.

Well, Paula – I hear the sound of democracy, as American voters make their voices heard.

[source:boingboing]