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Yep, today is Amazon Prime Day, and there’s still some time left on the clock if you want to score a couple of great deals.
Just be smart about it or you could get duped.
Most folks are in it for the electronics, clothing deals, and whatever you’ve had your eye on over the course of the year that was just out of your price range.
But that’s not all that’s on offer.
Amazon sells just about anything you could think of, and we mean anything.
Apartment Therapy found some of the weirder things on sale this year for the not-so-conscientious shopper.
If you want to poop like a champion:
The cereal boasts the “ultimate colon cleansing formula with a stupendous amount of soluble and insoluble fiber”.
A “booty-load of fiber”, in fact.
No, thanks.
Buy: Poop Like A Champion Cereal, $11,97 $9,58
If you want to scare/scar the children this Christmas
The hat comes with removable and interchangeable ornaments.
Need I say more?
Buy: DomeStar Christmas Tree Hat, $8,99 $7,19
If your couch is too appealing and you want to do something about it…
You can cover and uncover Danny DeVito’s face, bedazzled with mermaid sequins. Just think long and hard before adding to your bedroom decor.
Buy: Danny DeVito Sequined Pillow Cover, $9,99 $7,99
If you’ve ever dreamed of sleeping in a pack of raw bacon:
I am familiar with the love of bacon, but I’m not sold on the raw bacon aesthetic of this bed blanket.
Hard pass.
Buy: Bacon Bed Blanket, $39,89 $31,91
If you’re a crafty turkey on Thanksgiving
I don’t know who would need a decoy turkey, but this one comes equipped with two interchangeable head postures, used to demonstrate both aggressive and submissive attitudes.
Buy: Avian-X HDR Hen Turkey Decoy, $139,99 $62,68
This is just unnecessary.
Stoppit.
Buy: Beer Belly Fanny Pack, $9,99 $7,99
You’ll find all of the above and more on Amazon.
The ‘more’ is probably what you should be focusing on…
[source:apartmenttherapy]
