Happy Friday, julle.

Let’s take a break from the doom and gloom and dream big – R290 000 a month big, which gets you a decent spot in the leafy ‘burbs of Constantia.

I should hope so, because that’s not small change.

The Property24 listing for the six-bedroom, six-bathroom, six-parking space, mansion called Maison Blanche says it’s set “in a magnificent organic garden which is situated on 7 569m² of rolling lawns and beautiful mountain views”.

Let’s get some basics and a few exterior / aerial shots:

This appealing home has an air of tranquility, peace and laid-back luxury. The tranquil and private location and attention to detail evident in every facet of this gem, ensures the discerning tenant a level of comfort and exclusivity.

Free flowing, light and airy. An entertainer’s ecstasy and ideal for the sophisticate! With large rooms, double-volume ceilings, state-of-the-art security, guest cottage, private organic vegetable garden, organic chicken coop where you can enjoy fresh eggs every morning for breakfast…

Also, a fully equipped gym room in the pool house which leads on to the landscaped garden with a deck and sparkling pool offering a lush haven of tranquility and privacy.

Muchos tranquility, man.

The view from the pool ain’t half bad, either:

More details from the listing, which comes furnished (sjoe), as well as some interior shots:

There is a borehole and Filtration system, making the entire property ‘off the grid ‘.

Additional features include underfloor heating, air-conditioning, high-tech security with video analytics and Fibre connection.

This magnificent property is inclusive of a full-time manager, 2 staff, 1 full-time gardener, 1 part-time gardener, pool service, ADT and electricity which is capped at R5,000 to include for the payment of the security lights.

You’ll have your pick of locations for that sundowner or two, but here’s where I would most likely find myself:

Tough living, but somebody’s gotta do it.

You can see the full listing here.

[source:property24]