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I’m one of those people who will burst into flames if I step outside the house without sunscreen, so I can appreciate the need for a high factor and decent application.

Even if your skin isn’t reflective, most of us have mastered the art of applying the cream so that it blends into the skin.

Then again, most of us haven’t had our ‘human status’ called into question.

For a while now, we’ve suspected that Mark Zuckerberg might be a robot. He seems to struggle with basic human emotions and glasses of water.

His hair has also become a source of fascination, inspiring an archive that tracks his haircuts using AI technology.

We assume it’s similar to the AI technology that Zuckerberg himself uses to appear in the world as one of us.

Now and then, however, like that water-drinking incident, there’s a glitch in the matrix, and the AI fails, most recently in Hawaii when he was tasked with applying – you guessed it – sunscreen.

Over to The New York Post:

New photos show Facebook honcho Mark Zuckerberg zipping around on an electric surfboard in Hawaii — while wearing enough white sunscreen on his face to make the Batman super villain blush.

The 36-year-old billionaire — who was recently accused of colonizing the island of Kauai — was caught in the geeky moment while his security detail followed behind him on a boat on Saturday, according to Mega Agency photos.

So about that throwaway comment referencing colonialism – Mia Brier, a native Hawaiian, has launched a campaign to stop Zuckerberg from “colonising” Kauai.

“Mark Zuckerberg is the sixth richest man in the world … and he is suing Native Hawaiians in Kauai for their land so he can build a mansion,” writes Brier in a change.org petition.

Back to that face – which is objectively terrifying.

Like most of his human fails, the picture is getting the meme treatment on Twitter:

The ‘Data’ meme is a revival of a classic series of ‘Mark Zuckerberg Data’ memes that were doing the rounds in 2018.

You can take in more of the above, here.

Zucks clearly needs a tune-up.

[source:newyorkpost]