As self-proclaimed ‘best golfer in Durban’, one can only imagine the restraint Jared Harvey must be showing during this lockdown period.

Even with alert level 4 around the corner, it’s still unlikely he will be able to get his eye in for the Sunshine Tour.

Luckily, this massive Liverpool fan has more time on his hands to do what he went viral for – talk.

Yup – you can call him right now and I promise you he will answer.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, Jared Harvey went viral across South Africa a number of times for leaked WhatsApp voice notes.

The first of those was sent to his then-girlfriend, and that classic can be listened to here. The spin-offs were endless, including dance tracks and T-shirts.

More recently, Jared Harvey’s chest-puffing monologues and one-upmanship rants have been directed to his mates, who seem to taunt him at every opportunity. Check those out here, and check out the backstory to what caused those rants here.

Whether you want to chat to Jared about golf, football, or his morning grooming and gym routine (is he still using Paco Rabanne, one wonders?), he is very much available to take your call.

Spice up your lockdown and get hold of Jared right now on TIMON.

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