I know what you’re thinking.

The last time you picked up McDonald’s, the smell didn’t linger long enough in your house.

I mean, nothing sets the mood quite like the scent of grease, cheese, and processed meat.

Fortunately for those who want to keep the fast food vibe alive long after the final bite of Big Mac has been chewed and swallowed, the scented candle industry has expanded lately to include a number of scents that nobody asked for.

Like, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop vagina-scented candle:

Paltrow needs to be stopped, along with the creators of the unfortunate penis-scented candle:

The candle above promises to burn brightly for hours, and then melts completely after a few minutes.

Finally, per The New York Post, there are the McDonald’s burger-scented candles:

The six-pack of candles will be released this week and features the key ingredients of the Quarter Pounder in its scent profile.

Burn the pickle, cheese or ketchup candles individually, or all together as recommended by the packaging, to get “maximum deliciousness”.

The fast-food chain created the bizarre memorabilia in honor of the burger’s nearly 50-year run on the menu. Fans can also display their affection with Quarter Pounder mittens, locket, calendar, sticker, pin and shirt found on the fan club site.

McDonald’s will also be unveiling a “larger-than-life” monument to honor the burger on Feb. 26 in a city to be announced.

The price of the candles hasn’t been released yet, but if you want your house to smell weird you can always drop in excess of a grand on a vagina candle from Goop.

Or, you could just keep living in a weird-candle-free home that people actually want to visit.

[source:nypost]