If you would like to catch up with the events so far, here goes.

Meghan and Harry returned from Canada, and almost immediately dropped the news that they would be leaving the Royal Family and their royal duties. The Queen was sad.

Then Meghan went back to Canada, leaving Harry to speak to the Queen about how it was all going to work.

Piers Morgan threw a fit. 

The Queen then released a statement saying that she was fine with the whole thing, and also laid down some new rules for the royal couple.

Harry then spoke about how much he loves the Queen, but also can’t do all that Royal stuff anymore, at a charity event. 

Now, he’s back in Canada and ready to start his new life, which according to the news, was his idea all along. Meghan had very little to do with it.

Per The Telegraph:

The Duke, 35, was said to be desperate to be reunited with his eight-month-old son, Archie, in whom he had not seen for two weeks, and his wife in the Commonwealth country that the young family plans to make their home.

He was whisked to Heathrow on Monday evening following a morning of bilateral meetings with African leaders at the first UK-Africa Investment Summit in Greenwich, south London.

He also had a private meeting with Boris Johnson, who probably wanted to share his recently acquired knowledge of how to use a mop – skills that could come in handy, now that Meghan and Harry are going to be living like (relatively) normal people.

He then hopped on a plane to Vancouver:

The Duke of Sussex was whisked away by a car waiting on the tarmac as he arrived on Vancouver Island, where he will start his new life with Meghan and son Archie.

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Harry is being ‘whisked’ all over the place. It sounds exhausting. What constitutes a ‘whisking’? Is there a speed threshold, above which one must remain at all times? I’m intrigued.

Meanwhile, Meghan was spotted taking Archie, two dogs, and two security people for a walk in the Canadian countryside:

Lovely.

The Sun, that trashiest of all tabloids, is speculating about the house that the couple plan on buying in Canada, but we’ll hold off on that until it’s been confirmed by a more reputable source.

Right, back to your day.

[source:telegraph]