We are but two weeks into the year, and the title of 2020’s best brawl seems to be locked down.

Whilst the exact details of what led to the now-infamous Kyalami Estate brawl, complete with BMWs, dachshunds, and swords, we do know that the parties involved have decided to settle their dispute outside of court.

I’m OK with that, as long as they both agree to an interview with YOU Magazine, where they spill the beans on the backstory.

As is customary with videos such as these (take ‘Hugo, bel die polisie‘, for example), it’s only a matter of time until the memes and remixes roll in.

Sadly, we don’t know who is behind this masterpiece, but please enjoy David Attenborough narrating the Battle of the Bulge:

David Attenborough’s take on the Kyalami sword fight from r/southafrica

Good work. Great work, even. You’ve heard of the video game Boet Fighter, but this is more ‘Boep Fighter’. Even so, the video game has chimed in with a video analysis of the fight.

Given that nobody was seriously hurt and, as David makes clear, no lives were lost, your laughs can also be enjoyed guilt-free.

BMW drivers – it’s the 99% that give the other 1% a bad name.

[source:reddit]