Sigh.

I really wish I didn’t have to write about this nonsense, but Seth keeps picking these stories, and you keep reading them.

Congrats, here we are again.

The briefest of recaps – Love Island is being filmed in a mansion in Upper Constantia.

That’s all the energy I can muster, so now it’s over to the Daily Mail to describe the first episode, which aired last night in the UK:

After making their entrance into the pristine villa aboard open-top SUVs, the girls bonded while discussing their ideal men – ahead of the boys arriving for the first ever coupling of the series.

After taking in their jaw-dropping surroundings, the girls – Shaughna, Sophie, Leanne, Siânnise and Paige – started to get to know each other and talk soon turned to boys.

…the boys were seen filing into the Cape Town, South Africa, villa to decide who they wanted to attempt a love connection with – but not before the girls showed their interest by stepping forward.

Urgh. No thanks. Just go ahead and read the Daily Mail piece yourself.

Here’s a look around the villa so we can move on:

Cool.

Here’s the moment the ‘Islanders’ enter the villa:

As somebody who loves this city, I feel it has been defiled.

We’re now going to get to know these women a little better:

‘Digs a little deeper’ might be a stretch when the entire cast seems to have the depth of a used teabag.

I reckon they should throw South Africa’s own bachelor, Lee Thompson, into the mix. He would be right at home.

That’s all, folks.

Please get on with your lives.

[source:dailymail]