There really is nothing like it.

The world is full of amorous pigs like Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Cosby (also known as rapists), but this story involves an actual pig bringing a Greek news broadcast to a halt.

I’m no expert in pig behaviour, but the Guardian reports that things escalated when “a large, mottled sow decided to display her affection for a male reporter on air”.

Lazos Mantikos, the man with the mic in hand, knows he’s in trouble from the moment his report begins.

Within hours, news portals were attributing the extraordinary scenes to the “aggressive flirtation” attempts of the swine…

The amorous sow had, [Lazos] said, clearly wanted to make an impression. “This is about [wanting] that one moment of fame … I have seen male and female pigs who look for a moment of fame.”

Let’s observe the lusty pig in action:

Just a shame that the subtitles above get his name wrong, because I think he handled that about as well as can be expected.

#NotAllPigs.

[source:guardian]