I’m not a fan of Piers Morgan, but I’m starting to worry about him.

I imagine that he races home every day after spouting his rubbish on TV to check in on Meghan and Harry. If the royal couple puts a foot wrong, it’s straight to the computer to have a rant about it.

Is he obsessed? Yes. Is it healthy? No, I don’t think it is.

As to the source of his obsession – it’s become increasingly apparent that he’s still hurting from that time Meghan ghosted him. For evidence of this, please refer to the times that he brought it up here, here and here.

In his latest tirade against the couple, he took the time to list all the ways they upset him this year for the Daily Mail.

It’s a long read, but for those of us who have better things to do, a summary:

1. Meghan and Harry might not spend Christmas with the Queen

This is a rumour that hasn’t been confirmed.

2. That time Meghan gave sex workers bananas

Piers blew this entirely out of proportion, FYI.

First, back in February, Meghan presented prostitutes with horribly patronising and inappropriate ‘empowering’ bananas carrying hand-written messages like ‘You are strong’.

They’re called sex workers, not ‘prostitutes’, Piers.

3. Meghan’s Baby Shower

Then came her absurdly over-the-top $500,000 celebrity-fuelled baby shower in New York, which took place at the exact same time as she and Harry posted a tweet demanding we all do more to combat poverty.

Meghan and Harry are rich. That isn’t a secret.

4. The Royal baby

When their baby Archie arrived in May, they acted in a ridiculously secretive way, hiding even basic details of their newborn son’s birth and refusing to do the normal hospital doorstep press photo. All this while they were merrily spending $3 million of taxpayer money refurbishing their luxury home Frogmore Cottage in Windsor.

They didn’t feel the need to hide the baby when they were in South Africa, so there must be something about Britain that unsettles them. Maybe it’s Piers Morgan.

5. That time Meghan thought people were taking her photo at Wimbledon.

In June, Meghan’s security team stopped people taking photos of her at the Wimbledon tennis tournament ‘to protect her privacy’, at the same as she was secretly planning her self-promotional guest editorship of British Vogue magazine.

To be fair, Meghan’s Vogue issue was a bit of a disaster.

6. That time Meghan snubbed Trump

Despite being the only American member of the royal family, she deliberately snubbed President Trump’s State visit, yet appeared at the Queen’s birthday celebration two days later.

Sorry, Piers, we’re with Meghan on this one all the way. Just because she’s American, doesn’t mean she has to show Trump respect.

7. That time Meghan and Harry took a private jet to visit Elton John

In August, Harry and Meghan lectured us about the need for everyone to take personal ownership of their carbon footprint – then promptly hopped on private jets to and from Elton John’s home in the South of France.

8. And that time Meghan ghosted Piers (again)

Meghan has disowned her own distraught father Thomas, just as she’s also disowned myriad family and friends since landing her handsome rich prince.

‘Friends’ is obviously a veiled reference to Piers.

He then goes on to talk about the couple’s trip to South Africa, and the subsequent documentary.

It was inexplicably devoid of self-awareness that they could spend ten days in South Africa meeting some of the most impoverished, damaged and vulnerable people in the world – then use a film about the trip to whine about THEIR ‘struggle’ to exist as privileged multi-millionaire royals.

Can you imagine how this entitled bullsh*t must have sounded to the abused township women they met who’ve survived horrific domestic violence and worry every day about how to put food on the table for their kids?

Okay, I won’t have him talking about South Africa, the people who live here, and the struggles they face in service to his own selfish agenda. The man is clearly holding a grudge.

I’m cutting you off there, buddy.

Please get help.

[source:dailymail]