I know, you never win anything.

We feel for you, we really do.

Maybe this time around, though, it will be different, and if ever there was a time to break your drought, this is it.

2oceansvibe’s annual Spring Day competition has arrived, and some of our esteemed partners have been kind enough to offer up goodies to the value of more than R22 000.

That’s right, the grand prize winner is going to be rolling in the lap of luxury, and basking in the warm glow of free things.

Let’s take a look at what our grand prize winner will take home:

• A one-night stay at Inverdoorn Private Game Reserve for two, valued at R9 000.
• His and her pairs of PUMA sneakers, valued at R3 600.
• A Skin Renewal voucher, valued at R1 000.
• One Petkit Travel Water Bottle, a Petkit Weighted Dog Bowl, a Petkit Cat Nano Bowl, a Cat Litter Collection Mat, and Cat Self-Grooming Arch, all from Pet Culture, valued at R2 300.
• Three 1,5 litre bottles of the delectable Jean Roi Rosé from Anthonij Rupert Wines, valued at R1 800.
• Three bottles of Cape Town Gin (Classic, Pink Lady, and Rooibos Red) and three packs of Sin, valued at R1 200.
• A one-week Daily Dish Dinner Box for four people, valued at R1 200.
• 20 Frost Popsicles from Frost Popsicles, valued at R600.
• A case of Sol Beer worth R400.
• Two cases of Fitch & Leedes mixers valued at R600.
• A one-month supply of Sir Fruit goodies valued at R500
• One CBD oil chocolate bar from Soaring Free Superfoods valued at R130

That last one is just to mellow you out a little, after you’ve gone completely bonkers celebrating your win.

Sheesh, what a list – talk about living the holiday!

I will save you the hassle of adding up all those values, because the grand prize is worth a very handsome R22 330.

Boom – a late added bonus. You will also receive a Thule 15″ Enroute 2 18L Daypack, courtesy of Digicape, valued at R1 300.

We’re now on R23 630. Stop it.

Right, here’s how you enter. I think you’ll agree that this is a pretty rad grand prize, so pay attention:

• Follow 2oceansvibemedia on Instagram, and like our Facebook page. You don’t have to do both, for those who don’t have an account on each platform, but it will help your chances.
• Tag two friends that you’ll be enjoying the prizes with, on THIS FACEBOOK POST or THIS INSTAGRAM POST (you can do both to help your chances), and to help spread the word.
• Tell someone you love them – our time together on this earth is precious. We have no way of knowing if you actually did this, but it may help make the world a slightly better place.
• Multiple entries are allowed.
• Entries close on Spring Day – September 1, 2019 – and the winner will be drawn at random, and notified via social media on Monday, September 2.

There you have it.

Follow us on Instagram, like our Facebook page, tag some tjommies on those posts we mentioned above, and hope for the best.

Please note that the prizes must be collected from the 2oceansvibe offices at 113 Loop Street, in the Cape Town CBD. If you’re not in Cape Town, you could always send a friend along to collect it on your behalf.

Whether you win or not, you’re an amazing human being – never forget that.