When model Kinsey Wolanski dashed across the pitch during this year’s Champions League final, you knew she was doing it in the name of shameless self-promotion.

Naturally, her Instagram followers ballooned (before her account was hacked, although she’s back on the ‘Gram now), and people around the world Googled her name looking for more pictures.

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For me, that sullies what streaking is all about, which is the selfless pursuit of getting your kit off and making a fool of yourself.

That’s why the man who bared it all during New Zealand’s loss to England on Wednesday is being celebrated around the world.

Hailed by many as the greatest streaker of all time, this guy took some tackling. Here’s the New Zealand Herald:

With New Zealand struggling at 145 for six in the 34th over, a fan took to the field following a Tom Latham boundary.

The naked man, wearing a green hat, managed to reach the middle of the pitch and get close up to Latham and teammate Mitchell Santner before managing to avoid security.

Due to the ineffective security team, it seemed as if the streaker spent more time in the middle than Black Caps opener Henry Nicholls who earlier departed for a duck.

It took almost 30 seconds before security reacted to him being on the field and even then there seemed like a lack of urgency to do anything about the situation.

The man lured the security guards in three times before running away, finally giving himself up after they stopped trying.

The man was eventually hauled away by seven men and then broke free before being tackled to the ground.

More twists and turns than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

A word of warning that the video features some full-frontal shots, but you’re an adult and you’ll be just fine.

His incredible escape act takes place around the 2:30 mark:

A fine streak by any standards, and perhaps deserving of the title of greatest ever.

Thanks, Dre

[source:nzherald]