Wednesday, April 2, 2025

“Not One F*cking Tomato” – Everyone’s Sharing This Video Of A ‘Confused’ South African

Don't you just hate it when you plant some tomatoes in the backyard, but they turn out to be something completely different?

Over the past week or so, I have seen this video shared quite a few times, and it’s even gone global now.

First, it was a friend in the UK, and then someone from the US tagged me in it, because I’m a ‘Seth Afriken’ and I talk with a similar accent.

Maybe you’ve seen it, and maybe you haven’t. Either way, the video shared by a chap called Clayton van Rensburg has now been viewed more than 10 million times on Facebook since it was posted five months ago.

(Yes, we are aware this was posted five months ago, person who likes to point out every time we share something that is older than a week.)

This one starts with a few choice words, so headphones in if you’re at work:

Yoh, those are some mighty fine tomato trees, my man.

It’s a pity you didn’t enter them into the Bushmaster competition, because you would have given the winner a serious run for his money.

We don’t know who this guy is, or who Gavin (his f*cking homie) is, but we like everyone involved with this video (we know it’s a piss-take, relax).

Much like that A-Z of South African memes from last week, thank you.

If you know who’s behind this, drop a comment below and we can update the story with more info.

[source:facebook]