Nicolas Cage’s relationship with makeup artist Erika Koike is so fresh that the above picture is one of the few you can find of the two of them together on the web.

Which is unfortunate, because he looks like a bouncer at a Turkish brothel.

Anyway, Erika Koike is the latest in a string of bad relationship decisions for Cage, that all began back in the day with Patricia Arquette.

Here’s The Blast:

There were stories that the actor had applied for a marriage license in Las Vegas last week, but it turns out he got hitched the same day because a marriage certificate was issued on March 23 for the then-happy couple.

Here he is being super weird while applying for his marriage license:

I would not have signed those marriage papers.

It’s unclear what happened to the newlyweds, but days later Cage now wants out of the marriage. He is asking for a divorce, if an annulment is not possible. The couple has been together since April of last year and surprised everyone when they appeared to be taking their love to the next level.

This will be his fourth failed marriage.

That’s if you can call ‘four days’ a marriage. Houseflies live longer.

Sigh. It might be time for him to sit in a corner and think about his life choices.

[source:blast]