You know America’s lost the plot when Donald Trump is considered the evangelical torchbearer.

Over the weekend, Trump visited Alabama, where a tornado has now, at the time of writing, claimed 24 lives. During his time there, the president signed some Bibles for his adoring fans.

As Trevor Noah pointed out, that’s kind of like writing void on a cheque, and I’m somewhat surprised POTUS didn’t instantly combust upon the pen touching paper.

Following hot on the heels of his flag-hugging antics during his unhinged CPAC conference speech, it’s worth revisiting just how much Donald knows about the Bible.

Very, very little – but over to John on Last Week Tonight to point that out:

The man cannot name a single passage. Props for that Tim Apple quip, too.

Let’s revisit that Trump large brain statement, in case you didn’t watch through to the end:

Such a large, large brain.

Moving on.

As we hurtle towards May, and our general elections, you might have been on the receiving end of a few robocalls.

Certain political parties have joined ranks with banks, and mobile companies, in not giving a single toss about unsolicited robocalls.

During his main segment last night, John went on the offensive:

Just as with all other calls, send a WhatsApp or give it a rest.

[source:dailybeast]