With everything that’s going on in the world at the moment, the following story should never have been classified as “news”.

And yet, people are so obsessed with the Royal family at the moment, that even folks who resemble them slightly are getting their 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Take Xochytl Greer (yes, that’s her name) for example – a 36-year-old woman who reacted to the birth of her third child by dropping $30 000 (roughly R420 000) on plastic surgery to look more like the Duchess of Sussex.

Either she has cash to burn, or child number three no longer has a college fund.

Here’s the New York Post:

Surgeons performed a rhinoplasty, liposuction on the stomach, inner and outer thighs, a bum lift, fillers under the eyes, lip filler, jawline filler and Botox. Now, the lawyer says she feels — and looks — like a princess.

Greer has even claimed her daughter Isla, 23 months, now shouts “mommy, mommy” whenever seeing pictures of Meghan.

“When I look in the mirror, I’m happy again. I still see me, but a better version of me. I’m at the point where I feel I can put myself out there in the world again.”

In case you’re having trouble telling two people who look completely different apart, Greer is the one on the left in the picture above, and on the right in the picture below.

“The way I carry myself on a daily basis has changed — I like going out again, being in public and feeling good about myself.”

Greer said she looks up to the royal because she’s “relatable.”

“I really like her, I have always thought she was a classy person, she’s very relatable and I think she’s absolutely beautiful. Knowing the things she went through, that she didn’t grow up with the perfect life and with family struggles made her even more relatable.”

You can read more about Meghan’s family issues here, here and here.

To round off, here are some words of wisdom from Dr Franklin Rose, of Utopia Plastic Surgery & Med Spa, who performed Greer’s surgery:

“Meghan Markle is very pretty so people want her nose”.

Make of that what you will.

[source:newyorkpost]