Have you ever been hangry?

It’s the kind of hungry that makes you angry.

Then there’s hanger combined with Michael Cohen’s damning testimony, which offered up a pretty damning picture of Trump.

In response, Trump spent the weekend hate-tweeting, hugging the American flag and ranting, but that’s a story for another day.

The point is, for one young gentleman at the Cohen hearings, lunchtime couldn’t come soon enough.

His attempts to inhale a pizza in the passageway, reports Mashable, was thankfully caught on video:

tfw you go to eat your hallway pizza and get told you’re in the live shot pic.twitter.com/ppkq9PJraO

— Mike Uehlein (@MikeUehlein) February 27, 2019

He shall henceforth be known as ‘Hallway Pizza Guy’.

As is customary these days, the clip spread, and the pizza guzzler was featured on the likes of USA Today and PEOPLE, who identified the man as Georgetown University undergraduate student Thomas Connelly.

His friend, Jack Korologos, says that Thomas is in shock:

“My guess is his only priority was eating the pizza in the short amount of time he had,” Korologos told the outlet, explaining that the two had woken up at 5:30 a.m. to get in line for Cohen’s hearings “to see history being made.”

Hey, we’ve all been there. There’s a little Hallway Pizza Guy in all of us.

&Pizza, the company whose pizza is being snacked on, decided to honour Thomas:

They announced Hallway Pizza, a pie dubbed after Connelly’s nickname and developed “for meat & attention lovers.” It includes spice tomato, mozzarella, salami, pepperoni, Italian sausage, banana peppers and BBQ sauce.

Let’s all just be thankful that it doesn’t include pineapple.

The moral of the story here, of course, is to get your pizza before the hanger gets you. Butler’s Pizza has you covered – check out their epic deals to see you through the week:

I would suggest you dabble in ‘The Rotherham’, but that’s just a friendly suggestion.

Embrace your inner ‘Hallway Pizza Guy’ and order a Butler’s Pizza for dinner tonight, delivered fresh and piping hot to your door.

Do it.

[source:mashable&people]