Jeff Bezos has had a rough start to 2019.

He’s getting a divorce, which could make his soon-to-be-ex-wife the richest woman in the world.

News of the divorce opened up a whole new playground for the tabloids, and speculation reigned supreme regarding the alleged “other woman”, Lauren Sánchez.

This despite the statement that Bezos and his wife released, claiming that the divorce was/is amicable.

Unfortunately, when you’re as rich as Bezos, people will actively look for scandal, no matter how many statements you put out there.

The latest development is the craziest one yet. Here’s Mashable:

The National Enquirer threatened to publish Jeff Bezos’ dick pics if he didn’t rein in his personal investigator, and in response the Amazon CEO posted about it on Medium.

Taking a page out of Alexander Hamilton’s revenge book, he published a lengthy post about the incident and owned up to the nudes he sent, “rather than capitulate to extortion and blackmail.”

Once Bezos tweeted a link to the post, it was only a matter of time before the dick pic commentary began.

The whole thing is pretty bizarre and social media users agree:

In response to the above – definitely the “pee pee” tape. I don’t want to see it. I just want proof that it exists.

Back to Bezos’ dick pics.

Some folks applauded Bezos for his baller move:

And of course, clever reference to Amazon’s crazy marketing practices:

Then there are those who are worried that he really does have everything:

More Amazon puns:

The real question is how the tabloids got hold of the dick pics in the first place.

Perhaps a lesson to all men? Keep your dick and your camera phone separate. Especially if your dick, as part of the rest of you, is worth a few hundred billion dollars.

[source:mashable]