Remember Sean Spicer?

It seems strange to say that I miss somebody who would bare-face lie to the world every night for his puppetmaster, but at least Sean did it with a little panache.

Now we just have soulless ghoul Sarah Sanders, and she really isn’t much fun.

Since leaving the White House, Spicer has been milking that cash cow, releasing a book (that didn’t go well) and popping up on TV now and again.

Following Donald Trump’s State of the Union address earlier this week (Nancy Pelosi’s clap stole the show), Sean decided to do a post-SOTU interview with Blaze TV’s Eric Bolling at Trump International Hotel in Washington.

Fine, but maybe he shouldn’t have powered through the liquor beforehand.

Slurred speech, tripping over his words, chirping Bolling about what he thought was a cheap suit – the interview had it all.

Sit back and enjoy:

Bad, but not Liam Neeson bad.

If you don’t have the patience or time, VICE has picked his best lines out from the garbled mess of an interview:

• “I look like a model.”
• “I need velvet. I love velvet. It feels good.”
• “But, but, but hold on—no, but here’s the point—you should love me! Well, you should. What are you talkin’ about?”
• “[Trump] said, ‘I want you to come back to the White House,’ and I told him, I said very clearly, ‘Mr. President, I love you, I love this White House, but you’re never getting me back.'”
• “I’m havin’ a fun time. I went down and talked to Glenn, I’ve talked to you a bunch. I have a fun time!”
• “Look it, that’s good! I never knew that Target had good clothes like that.” (This one was apparently a dig at Bolling’s suit, the sleeve of which Spicer rubs vigorously in the clip. Judging by Bolling’s reaction, the burn definitely landed: After Spicer lets out another unhinged “TARGET!” at the top of his lungs, Bolling grumbles, “Armani!”)
• “Free drinks at the hotel!”

Free drinks at the hotel, and afterwards we’re going streaking – EVERYBODY’S DOING IT!

I reckon Melissa McCarthy is going to have dust off her Spicer outfit and get back on SNL this coming weekend.

[source:vice]