I have zero interest in the outfits that famous people wear.

Given that they make millions from endorsements, and that Irina Shayk is a fashion model, I suppose it’s somewhat newsworthy, though.

The latest story involving Shayk, who is currently dating Bradley Cooper, centres on what NewsAU calls in their headline “one of the most mind-bogglingly outfits we’ve ever seen”.

Their exact words. So mind-boggling that the sentence doesn’t make sense.

Look, they’re taking this one quite hard:

…just when you thought everything had been done and there was nothing else left to see, model Irina Shayk goes and wears one of the most mind-bogglingly daft outfits the universe has ever seen.

Yes, the universe!

The Russian Victoria’s Secret model was in Paris for fashion week and had the red hot idea of teaming denim cut-offs with matching knee-high denim boots. It’s like a joke outfit from Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion.

Admittedly the velvet tuxedo jacket is fabulous and she has teamed it with an eye-catching sheer shirt, but that doesn’t excuse the rest of the ensemble. It looks like she is wearing denim fishing waders and there is no world in which that is chic.

There is no world!

It’s time to feast your eyes on what is seemingly an assault on all that is good and right with the world:

Please just give me a moment to gather my boggled mind.

Some people are not handling this whole situation very well:

From her facial expression in this photo, it’s like the penny has dropped and she has finally realised the error of her ways.

Sometimes it seems models think ordinary fashion rules don’t apply to them. I guess when you have a million dollar face that is plastered on billboards around the world, you presume that people will love your lewk regardless of what you throw on your body parts. And to a certain extent they do have an upper hand.

But as lovely as Irina Shayk’s visage is, that doesn’t excuse the car-crash situation we all saw today on her lower limbs.

No stars.

Oh, the horror of it all.

Rumour has it that supermodel Shayk, with a net worth estimated to be around $10 million and a boyfriend who was voted PEOPLE’s “Sexiest Man Alive” in 2011, will survive the no star rating.

[source:newsau]