Look, they told me to write this story.

Do I care about some old fogeys dancing at a wedding? No, I go to enough of those, and at just about every single one of them, there is an auntie or uncle eight drinks deep breaking it down.

Or a parent of one of the peeps getting married, but chances are they paid for the whole wedding, so let them dance.

As we mentioned earlier this week, Hillary Clinton and some other celebs are currently attending the wedding of Isha Ambani and Anand Piramal. Isha is the daughter of Mukesh Ambani, India’s richest man, who is estimated to be worth around $43,4 billion (R611 billion), so it’s quite a lavish affair.

In fact, it’s been dubbed “The Big Fat Indian Wedding”.

In this video, which apparently you might need to see, Hillary and John Kerry, the US Secretary of State from 2013 to 2017, attempt to dance:

Hillary Clinton & John Kerry Dancing with Bollywood Star Shah Rukh Khan for India’s richest man, Mukesh Ambani’s Daughter’s Wedding – Now, we know why even Trump could defeat Hillary! pic.twitter.com/nvwBmde2Ry

— Ashok Swain (@ashoswai) December 12, 2018

Let me be the first to say who cares? I’m more concerned with the guy in the green jacket and how he struggles to master the high five.

Also, let’s not pretend that Donnie can dance:

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