I don’t know where you work, but if this Instagram post is frowned upon, I’d consider changing jobs.

Then again, maybe I’ve just become used to life at 2oceansvibe, where everyone rocks up in shorts and slops, and Jack Parow has been known to pop past the office and throw a p-bomb in our direction to spice things up.

In case you have been living under a rock, tomorrow is Black Friday. You can go either way with this one – buy a bunch of stuff you have no need for, or play it cool and get your hands on quality goods.

Oh, as Jack Parow makes clear in his latest Instagram post, there’s also a third approach. How about having your own Black Friday special?

Well played, sir.

Why stop there? Why not be 50% better at your job, and make life more bearable for your co-workers, or be 75% less likely to arrive in a shitty mood?

If you would like to discuss these options with Jack Parow himself, or you just want to shoot the breeze, you can voice chat or text him in real-time whenever you like with the new TIMON app, which you can download here.

Just remember to be at least 30% more lekker.