Imagine being the human toad that is Piers Morgan, and attempting to belittle Daniel Craig, otherwise known as 007.

Despite that image above, Piers does most of his ‘work’ on Twitter, where he spends his time moaning about PC culture, women, men, football, women, PC culture and men.

In other words, same shit, different day.

The last time we heard from Piers, he was having a go at a plus-size model. Yesterday, it was Daniel Craig, spotted wandering through New York’s East Village with baby Ella, who is a month old.

Look at this cuck:

Bond has been emasculated. Men everywhere weep over the death of masculinity. The patriarchy has been defeated.

Just to be clear – Piers, real man:

Daniel, emasculated:

In response, the people of Twitter had some top-notch retorts:

Look, we get it. Piers is playing the role of troll, and he’ll say all the backlash is a sign of liberal snowflakes in action. It would be easier to laugh if it wasn’t part of a larger picture, though, where he consistently undermines progressive and important causes whilst brown-nosing Donald Trump.

If you pop past his Twitter feed, you’ll see he’s been going all morning, including duking it out with a few celebs:

Some real high-brow stuff there. Here’s how you take this piss, buddy:

Piers can have the last word:

I think we all know who the real papoes papoose is here.

[source:newsau]