Please Enjoy This Mountain Biker Parody Of The ‘Kommetjie Surf Wars’ Drama [Audio]

05 Oct 2018 by Jasmine Stone in Cape Town, Entertainment, Lifestyle, South Africa

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Over the past week, one of the single greatest voice notes of all time has been doing the rounds.

We are, of course, referring to the beef between that Kommetjie surfer and a paddleboarder. Do yourself a favour and listen to that one if you haven’t yet, and then check out some the responses we received.

It was only a matter of time until someone decided to create a parody voice note, and my money was on a cyclist versus car scenario.

Turns out I was wrong, because the real beef is between the mountain bikers of Tokai and the e-Bikers, “jolling on the trails”.

The purist mountain bikers aren’t going to put up with this intrusion. We don’t know who made this, but you’ve done well, good sir.

Enjoy:

Listen to this man – he has ‘dik big legs, bru’!

There’s only one way to solve this – you meet at dawn, wearing tight lycra outfits with unsightly bulges, and the first person to offend a family out for a stroll with young children wins.

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