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UPDATE – There’s now a mountain biker parody of this voice note, which you can listen to here.

Remember all the fun and games around ‘my Bok Boks, my special person’?

You know, that golfer’s voice note that did the rounds a while back that was remixed into a rather catchy tune, eventually making an appearance on some One Day Only t-shirts.

Well, consider this the surfer equivalent, except rather than professing his undying love for his ‘dudu bear’, this surfer is raging at a paddleboarder who he clearly has some serious beef with.

We don’t know the exact story behind this, but it’s doing the rounds on WhatsApp after first appearing a year or so ago, especially amongst the surfers who live on the other side of the Lentil Curtain.

Perhaps it’s just someone having a bit of fun, but the anger does seem genuine, so let’s roll with that for now.

We received an email with this:

…there is a very amusing voicenote going around from a surfer to a paddleboarder, the former stating emphatically that he will, in fact, NOT be paying for the damages to the latter’s paddleboard after the two collided on a wave a couple of days before.

That’s about all the setup required, so sink your teeth into this skandaal:

The battle between surfers and paddleboarders has been raging for years, but it looks like things may be headed to the next level.

If any surfers (or paddleboarders, you’re people too) want to spill the beans on who is involved here, feel free to email editor@2oceansvibe.com.

Mayyyyyy bruuuuu.

We have had a huge reader response to this story – you can see some of those reactions here.