I don’t want to start a fight here, but I’m team No Pineapple.

You get to do you, of course, but I don’t want that sweet, juicy topping anywhere near my pizza.

Friendship groups have been torn apart by this debate (or people have been blocked on Twitter), but I reckon we can all agree that things have escalated a little too far with Lions & Tigers & Squares—a Detroit-style pizzeria in New York.

They must have known that their decision to replace tomato sauce with mustard was going to prove controversial, and it has done just that.

First up, via TIME, a video:

This pizza uses mustard instead of tomato sauce pic.twitter.com/XUKKQOBLwM

— FOOD INSIDER (@InsiderFood) September 4, 2018

I think that deserves a timeout in the corner. Mustard in place of tomato sauce – come on.

These folks agreed:

Yup, fair.

pic.twitter.com/Ydj4jzYsJG

— (Muttley) Matt (@1CynicalCyborg) September 4, 2018

Gordon doesn’t say ‘frickin’ but cool.

pic.twitter.com/ZpB8ky00L2

— Sherri (@SimplySherriUSA) September 4, 2018

Mustard pizza pic.twitter.com/xTwcHpZReK

— Magic Hat Brewing (@magichat) September 5, 2018

Alright, dude, I know tempers flare when it comes to pizza but I’m going to need you to dial it down a notch.

We’ll stick with the tried, tested and proven combos for now – the Funky Fabb, the Big Cheese Blue, and the Rotherham will never do you wrong.

That’s Butler’s Pizza, in case you didn’t know, who have the following specials running from Sunday to Thursday:

They do also have pineapple options available, if that’s your jam, but you mustard lovers can show yourselves out.

[source:time]