Theresa, no, don’t do it.

Political photo ops are cringeworthy at the best of times, as Donald Trump is so fond of illustrating.

How about the colouring in disaster, or his failed attempts to operate a speakerphone?

Enrique? Enrique?

From the second Theresa May awkwardly twisted a hip, you knew her dancing in Gugulethu earlier this week was going to be mocked. My sympathies are limited, because she seems like a pretty crummy human being, so I think we should all take a moment to enjoy some standout memes.

Before we go any further, we need to see the dance once more:

No. Just no.

When Peter Crouch wades into the debate around your dance skills, you know you’re in troubled waters:

English footballer Crouch is perhaps the world’s most famous robot dancer, in case you didn’t know.

Terrible quality video, but those moves, man:

We have to start here, because this is perfection:

When we saw UK Prime Minister Theresa May’s creepy AF dance moves during her visit to Africa, we only had one thought! pic.twitter.com/y7Ib6xoUMo

— RT (@RT_com) August 30, 2018

A comparison was also drawn between May’s moves and those from the movie The Inbetweeners:

Drop that music into the May clip and you can see why:

Theresa May looks like she learned how to dance by watching The Inbetweeners Movie pic.twitter.com/j9VQqeOSO4

— Haydn Jeavons (@HaydnJeavons) August 28, 2018

If you throw Fatman Scoop into the mix, it’s almost passable:

This is what happens when I have too much time in an afternoon – Theresa May dancing to Fatman Scoop pic.twitter.com/VnLnGx9yVC

— Ian Brannan (@ianbrannan) August 28, 2018

Perhaps she was inspired by the one and only Steve Martin?

Theresa mays dance moves are stolen from Steve martins “the jerk” #TheresaMay dancing pic.twitter.com/N55brYE0nz

— joseph price (@joepriceless24) August 28, 2018

Your man David Brent would approve:

.@theresa_may has actually made David Brent look graceful pic.twitter.com/G7y21UiBIh

— Daniel Barnett (@DanFromAbove) August 28, 2018

A creative, and apt, description:

 

You knew this one was going to pop up sooner or later:

By popular demand pic.twitter.com/j6J61frysQ

— Patrick Smith (@psmith) August 28, 2018

That seems like as good a place as any to wrap this one up.