For some, this is the stuff that dreams are made of.
The blue tick that signifies importance is within reach, and just like that your very existence has been given meaning.
Yes, Instagram is allowing ‘notable public figures, celebrities, global brands or represented entities’ to apply to get a verified badge.
Here’s what it looks like, using Dan Bilzerian as an example:
How amazing would that feel, for you?
They say an orgasm is equal to 27 437 likes. I reckon a verified badge could be more. Possibly north of 50 000 likes.
Unlike Twitter, which uses sorcery to decide who gets the famous blue tick, Instagram lets you apply for a sexy little badge – through the app, nogal!
We did the dirty work for you – so now you just have to follow these steps:
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FIRST) Click the top-right ‘burger bar’
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THEN) Click Settings at the bottom
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FOLLOWED BY) Request verification
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THEN) Quietly add your name, a photo of your ID, and click SEND
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BOOM!
Good luck with that.
I doubt they’ll give you one.
I mean what are you? An ‘influencer?’
Please…
