I feel like we should go full Oprah this month, and run a few competitions to make August great again.

Last week we dished out 100 tickets to the Cavendish and Sandton exclusive preview screenings of The Equalizer 2.

You get a ticket, you get a ticket, everybody gets a ticket! Just like Oprah, except she did it with cars.

Sorry, we do what we can.

This time around, we’re going to hook a reader up with a Fitch & Leedes hamper, worth in excess of R1 000, and there’s good reason to be excited about winning this one.

Also, we’ve made it very easy to win, because nobody has time to make an effort these days.

If you happen to be having friends over any time soon, you can consider your mixers covered. You’re a refined person – don’t think we haven’t noticed – so it’s about time your friends realised, too.

Delicately carbonated, superbly balanced and infused with the world’s finest flavours, Fitch & Leedes takes you back to an era when things were still made with the utmost care and craftsmanship.

You know it’s good when people use the word ‘bespoke’, which you should be sure to mention before bringing out your goodies, but it sucks having to choose between your favourite mixers, right?

You really think we are going to make you choose? Nah, friend. You’re getting four cases of 24 mixers each – the Pink Tonic, the Ginger Ale, the Indian Tonic, and the Pink Tonic Sugar Free.

That last one is particularly handy if you end up imbibing a few more toots than expected, and you’re not so keen on that hangover.

Oh, and because you’re so refined, we’ll throw in a signed copy of Seth Rotherham’s world-famous novel, Work is a Sideline, Live the Holiday.

Something to read whilst putting your feet up, cocktail in hand (three superb, rather sterk options here), and contemplating the meaning of life.

Or a conversation starter if there’s a bit of a lull – I dunno, it’s your party, not ours.

If there’s ever a lull in the conversation, you can always search for the best Canadian online casino free spins.

Keen to enter? Here’s a simple step-by-step:

• Send your own favourite cocktail recipe, using Fitch & Leedes mixers, to damon@2oceansvibe.com, and let us know your ideal location for sipping on that cocktail.
• Alternatively, you can comment with your own recipe, and ideal location to drink it, on the Facebook post.

As in this Facebook post:

That’s it. That’s all you need to do. I reckon you could bang that email right out now, because if you’re reading this you’re clearly not busy.

The winner will be notified via email by Friday, August 31, and will need to collect the hamper from the 2OV offices, located in the snazzy Ideas Cartel building at 113 Loop Street, Cape Town.

In the meantime, stay classy. You drink fine liquor with bespoke mixers now, and we’re proud of you, but try and avoid ending up with a man bun if possible.